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livejournal [24 Dec 2009|07:13pm]
it up for debate i suppose but it's safe to say that it's dead. it's not dead for me.




this particular one however, it IS dead.




http://jordanzig.livejournal.com/

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[20 Dec 2009|07:38pm]
dear livejournal,

i am bored and lonely. you know this because i am writing you as if you were a liveing, breathing thing. sure i could go spark a conversation with another human being, but why? i'm sick of the same old small talk.
instead i talk to you, which is much like talking to myself, but less frowned upon in society. don't want people out there knowing i'm crazy right? thought so.
so if it isn't too much bother, use your good old magic lj powers and find me someone to talk about something interesting. not the weather. not sports. not how you think brittany murphy died. and definitely not lady gaga. i have had enough of her shit.
that's all i have to ask really. just thought i'd let you know.

much love,
jordan

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i do not understand it [19 Dec 2009|09:31pm]
the past 2 benders we have decided to not stop drinking until the drinks are gone. well, actually that's how it usually goes, but lately, we've been thinking we have accomplished the feat. but the past 2 times at the end of the night there was no booze left in sight. but the morning after, while cleaning up the empty glass soldiers, i have discovered a single unopened beer.


the phenomenon is baffling me. it's not like i'm not doing a thorough seek and destroy. all the beer was gone both nights. but they magically reappear the next morning.

i'm not complaining about it, it's just blowing my mind.




p.s. probably going to laugh at this when i am no longer high. life is good.

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dearest livejournal [12 Dec 2009|03:46am]
there once was a time where i would come to you daily, sometimes multiple times a day, and fill you with what was mostly teenage angst. i talked a lot about how much i hated the world, how much i hated my parents, my sister, school, friends, girls, flint, michigan, and just life in general. you've been there since before i picked up smoking. you were there when i started smoking pot ritualistically. you were always there when i was bored. and like any other teenager at in the 21st century i was bored a lot. it's almost sad to think but you were the real best friend. and because of myspace and facebook and twitter you have been forgotten. considered obsolete.


but fuck that. i refuse. i will not let this die. consider me old fashioned. but i can't let something that has been a part of my life for 6 or so years go.


and i'm sure that this won't be read by anyone. i'm ok with that.

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[15 Jul 2007|04:01am]
you didn't think i would stay away from this forever did you?

i tried and i failed.

life is going fast. too fast for comfort. everything that occurred forever ago seemed like just yesterday. in less than two weeks everything i know is going to be changed. i'm going to be in a seemingly whole new world. i'm hoping the decision i'm making is the right one.

i miss a lot of things already. i wish i were 14 again. but you can only fuck the past up once right?

let's hope so.

shit sucked today. that's all i have to say about that.

thanks for the one liner gump.

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[13 Jun 2007|02:58am]
livejournal is whack. step away from the livejournal.

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[25 May 2007|09:59am]
the hardest decisions i make are always the wrong ones.





we're just animals aware of choices.

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[20 May 2007|08:10am]
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D ----5---5-------5---5-------2---2-----5---5---5
A --5---5---5---5---5---5---2---2---2-3----------
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this is the only whay to explain what i am feeling or thinking.

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[18 May 2007|07:58am]
old love comes back and haunts you
new ghosts here to taunt you
can you take this with you?
can you take this away?
i've died for less
and i'll die for this

old ghosts lost their way
new love tries to find you
will you stay hidden?
will you lock your doors?
fuck it, what's left to even try for?

so run, run, run away
don't come back another day
you can't ever look back
when there's nothing to look forward to

fuck these old ghosts
and fuck new found love
i'll kill them both off
send them below with the slightest shove

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[14 May 2007|07:59am]
so everything is pissing me off. i would like to kill everything in sight. nothing is going right. and i just don't want to do anything. i want to sulk in my room, for fear of being pissed off at something new.

i'm thinking about changing the roundtrip to a oneway.

(spank off)

[13 May 2007|12:44am]
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got it?

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[08 May 2007|10:46pm]
jordanzig (10:47:29 PM): give me gas money and weed =)
jordanzig (10:47:54 PM): steal it from the crazies up the hill
jordanzig (10:48:03 PM): and down the river
jordanzig (10:48:08 PM): and through the forest
jordanzig (10:48:13 PM): and pass that one rock
jordanzig (10:48:24 PM): under the misty spot
jordanzig (10:48:29 PM): from the waterfall
jordanzig (10:48:33 PM): from the other river
jordanzig (10:48:42 PM): where the trail forks
jordanzig (10:48:47 PM): and you have to take a left
jordanzig (10:48:50 PM): i mean a right
jordanzig (10:48:54 PM): my right
jordanzig (10:48:58 PM): your left
jordanzig (10:49:31 PM): and it's past the desert but before the second mountain
jordanzig (10:49:43 PM): and a crazy old tiki man lives there
jordanzig (10:49:51 PM): he plays the ukelele
jordanzig (10:49:55 PM): and shreds it
jordanzig (10:50:55 PM): and he has endless supplies of drugs money and lucky charms. yeah, the cereal.
jordanzig (10:51:08 PM): go get it
jordanzig (10:51:10 PM): right now

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[06 May 2007|08:17am]
you're the only god i need and i believe in portion. i kill you easy, just one abortion. foundation of my strife life, kiss me like a knife. with my dead now god, and my dead now wife.

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[29 Apr 2007|10:35pm]
almost every girl i know is a whore. it's kind of sad. but hey, take her easy, and if she's easy take her twice.


i don't know any dude whores. it's all part of that fucked up double standard.



goddamned whores.



But we smother each other with the nectar
and pucker the sour at bittersweet weather
It blows through our trees, swims through our seas
A flies through the last gas we left on this earth
It’s a long lonely journey from death to birth

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[29 Apr 2007|10:22am]
talk about fucking stoner pk gourmet. i just made this gnarly-ass shit.l i was fucking high and starving. and i looked EVERYWHERE for something to eat, but there wasn't really anything. so i took these giant straight macaroni looking noodles and started boiling them. that's when the hunt for something to add to it began. first thing i found were bullion cubes. so i added two. so i'm like, chicken flavored noodles. i need more shit. so i let the shit boil. and the noodles get soft. i take a can of cream of chicken soup. i say, fuck it, and mixed it 'til the shit was creamy. now i'm like... creamy noodles, is that it? and after no luck of finding any kind of meat to throw in it, i find those french fried onion things. you know those delicious little crunchy things they put on the green bean casserole shit? yeah i threw about half a can in it. i gave it a generous amount of regular hot sauce. then i pulled out the big guns and got the habanero sauce. put about a teaspoon of that in it and called it good.

and it was fucking delicious.

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[25 Apr 2007|08:54pm]
My compassion is broken now.
My will is eroded now,
and my desire is broken now
and it makes me feel ugly.
I'm on my knees and burning.
My piss and moans are the fuel that,
set my head on fire.
So smell my soul is burning.
I'm broken, looking up to see the enemy.
And I have swallowed the poison you feed me...
but I survive on it, and it leaves me
guilt, fed,
hatred fed,
weakness fed..
and it makes me feel ugly.
On my knees and burning.
My piss and moans are the fuel that
set my head on fire.
I'm dead inside!

Shit adds up at the bottom.

(spank off)

[25 Apr 2007|12:26am]
i'm back on the road, i'm back on the rooooooad.

so fucking word. license back 'n' shit.

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[22 Apr 2007|07:27pm]
i hate my life. i want to die. the end.

(spank off)

[20 Apr 2007|01:50am]
moving up at work. boss. 3rd shift stock.




i'm so baked.



happyspacefourcolontwentyexclamationpoint

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[19 Apr 2007|02:42pm]
1. What CD have you forgotten about and then recently remembered you love so much?
black crowes - shake your money maker

2. What was the last thing that reminded you of someone and who did it remind you of?
umm. dunno.

3. If you die, do you ever worry that your penapal/online/long distance friends might never find out about it?
nah. if i die, i die and don't give a shit who knows it.

4. What is the most depressing song ever?
apc - pet

5. What kinds of things are you planning on doing this summer?
get high, get high, get drunk, get high

6. What kind of punctuation mark is your least favorite?
what? umm. those goofy looking brackets. { those one.

7. What do you think is the best way to get a date?
if i knew, i would get a date.

8. What kind of sections is your buddy list divided up into?
people to talk to and las personas

9. What are some of your favorite music videos?
live music videos are rad.

10. What’s your favorite eighties song?
anything by the misfits.

11. What actor/actress is so so sexy to you?
milla, scarlett, and angelina prease.

12. Be honest: are you going to get some this summer or what?
i certainly hope so.

13. What’s the strangest dream you’ve ever had?
this continuing dream where this asian dude kills me.

14. What’s your favorite kind of natural disaster?
tornadoes?

15. What’s your least favorite month?
the entire winter season.

16. If you could change your birthday, when would it be?
heh, 4-20-85

17. If you could get anything you wanted for your birthday this year, what would it be?
a gf and a huge sack of chron.

18. Who was the last person who slept at your house?
umm. jerry?

19. Whose house did you sleep at last?
randiz's?

20. What was the last beautiful thing you noticed?
my face in the mirror. haha not really.

21. What makes you cry?
onions.

22. What do you think your best friends are doing right now?
in florida, getting ready for florida

23. What was the last good thing you ate?
umm... chicken i do believe.

24. Have you, or do you think you'll ever be able to trust anyone enough to tell them every single one of your secrets?
i got like one person.

25. Who do you think would cry if they ever read your journal?
if anyone cried reading my journal. there's something wrong.

26. What is the cure for the summer time blues?
pot.

27. What’s the last CD you listened to?
haha black crowes - shake your money maker

28. Give me a quote that will do me some good:
"the harder you try, the harder you fail."

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